Betsy has suggested that I return to blogging.
It started like this, last Tuesday:
Betsy: Norman, you need to return to blogging.
Me: But I am still hibernating.
Betsy: Bears hibernate, Norman. And you are not a bear.
Me: You didn’t know that some gorillas (meaning me) hibernate too?
While Betsy looked like she was trying to figure out what to say next, I peeled a banana.
Betsy: Napping all day with the cats or watching TV doesn’t count as hibernating.
Me: Oh. Well, in gorilla land it does.
This is the point where Betsy walked out of the room and I ate my banana while surfing the channels.
Then Betsy sent someone else to convince me to write again.
Uni, the unicorn, is such a tattle tale. She said she is on Norman patrol and will not leave my side until there are words on the screen.
I guess, now, I have to really get back to work.
Your friend,
Norman
